Funny Motivational Quotes

If you fall – I’ll be there.
If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving isn’t for you.

I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.

I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book.
A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.

When Plan “A” doesn’t work, don’t worry, you still have 25 more letters to go through.

Never let anyone treat you like you’re regular glue. You’re glitter glue.
If you think you’re too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.

Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door.

Always be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the m is silent.