Funny Tuesday Quotes

After Tuesday, even the calendar goes W – T – F.
Creativity is a highfalutin word for the work I have to do between now and Tuesday.
Ah, Tuesday. The day to remember all the things I didn’t get done on Monday- and push them off until Wednesday.
A Tuesday after a three-day weekend is like a double-whammy Monday!
Tuesday is my second favorite day of the week to put off everything until later in the week.
TUESDAY – I can’t even see the weekend from here.

Dear Tuesday, Nobody likes you either. You’re just Monday’s ugly cousin.
I went out there for a thousand a week, and I worked Monday, and I got fired Wednesday. The guy that hired me was out of town Tuesday.
Tuesday: The day after Monday that reminds you that you still have four more days of not trying to slap a fellow co-worker.
Tuesday is the day I actually start the week. Monday, I just deal with the depression of the weekend ending.