Funny Exercise Quotes

Someone busier than you is working out right now.
70% of people that start a fitness plan quit. Except you. Not this time.
A 30-minute workout is just two percent of your day. No excuses.
A champion is someone who gets up when they can’t.
A feeble body weakens the mind.
A good workout is when you make your dry fit shirt look like false advertising.

Swimming is normal for me. I’m relaxed. I’m comfortable, and I know my surroundings. It’s my home.
Take care of your body. It’s the one place you have to live.
The best investment you make is your own health.
You’re far too smart to be the only thing standing in your way.