Funny Friday Quotes for Work

No weekend, all weakened.
Friday’s a free day. A woman’s day.
Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my coworkers with a keyboard.
Dear Friday,
I’m so glad we are back together. I’m sorry you had to see me with Mon-Thurs, but I swear I was thinking of you the whole time.
It’s Friday the only decision you need to make is bottle or glass.
I’m so sad it’s Friday. I wish it was Monday already’ said No one in history, ever.

I haven’t been this excited about Friday since last Friday.
If 40 is the new 30, and 50 is the new 40, why can’t Thursday be the new Friday?
Friday called. She’s on her way and she’s bringing the wine.
TGIF. Thank God I’m Female. Thank God I’m Fabulous. Thank God I’m Funny. And yes, Thank God It’s Friday