Funny Marriage Quotes
A funny quip about married life can sometimes be all you need to brighten your day. Read them aloud for a good laugh, or put them on a new photo mug to brighten up your mornings.
If I get married, I want to be very married.
Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.
My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.
Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are
Being a good husband is like being a standup comic. You need 10 years before you can call yourself a beginner.
After about 15 years I finally figured out that she’s always right. So surprisingly we just stopped fighting after that.
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