There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they’re too old to do it.
Love, gratitude, compassion, because sometimes every man or every woman will drive their partner crazy.
Only married people can understand how you can be miserable and happy at the same time.
We were married for better or worse. I couldn’t have done better and she couldn’t have done worse.
Marriage is like a tense, unfunny, version of ‘Everybody Loves Raymond.’ Only it doesn’t last 22. It lasts forever.
Just found out the wife is writing a book about our honeymoon, called 50 Shades of Just O.K.
Husbands are like wine, they take a long time to mature.
Did you know that the institution of marriage was created when the average person lived to the age of 30?
She’s your lobster. Come on, you guys. It’s a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. You can actually see old lobster couples, walking around their tank, you know, holding claws.
I love these beautiful collection of marriage quotes. Thank you for sharing