Funny Anniversary Quotes

After the chills and fever of love, how nice is the 98.6º of marriage.
The older I get, the less time I want to spend with the part of the human race that didn’t marry me.
English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation.
Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely.
Matrimony is a process by which a grocer acquired an account the florist had.
In case you ever foolishly forget: I am not thinking of you.

I know that marriage is a legal and religious alliance entered into by a man who can’t sleep with the window shut and a woman who can’t sleep with the window open.
We have the greatest pre-nuptial agreement in the world. It’s called love.
For a marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end.
I’m in love with you, and I’m not in the business of denying myself the simple pleasure of saying true things.